If you fucking rip my hairbow and my wig off my fucking head, my shoes, my bra, every single thing on my body, and you throw me on a piano with a microphone, I will fucking make you cry.
(via rachellthegypsyhook)
I can’t believe all the singles in my area want to meet me
probably because of all the Ipads I’ve won.
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
dayum gloria
lmao^
(Source: dumbfuckery, via theonlymatty)
So I went camping for the first time. I shared a tent for 3 days with someone who I’m pretty sure is the most incredible creature on the planet. I think I fell in love with him somewhere when he woke me up with the words, “I’m making you breakfast.” And I hit the ground dying in love with him when I tasted the delicious breakfast he had made for me. I wish I had more words to describe what happened to me this weekend. I always asked people how they knew when they were in love and they’ve always told me, “Oh, you’ll know.” I’ve said the words more than once, I admit, but always regrettably. This is the first time I know those words are genuine and I can’t say them out loud.
Undersea Landscape on Flickr.
Undersea Landscape in Little Corn Island, Nicaragua.
Photo by me, January 2, 2009
repeatedly text a boy “YOLO” until he agrees to have sex with you
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this is the best thing I have ever read.
(Source: lilbtwitter, via imchillindoe)
